From julie bishop to greg bird 1.Like two bright coloured creatures amid stagnant pond scum were julie bishop and peta credlin.Proving there is room for only one capable woman in the coalition, the relationship between the foreign minister and the prime minister's chief of staff reportedly broke down. "They are like two siamese fighting fish stuck in the same tank,"Said one frontbencher.Other mps likened bishop and the babadook to seagulls squabbling over a stale chip, two cranky honey badgers in a burrow or winged monkeys in a world bereft of brains, hearts and balls. "There's no place like canberra,"Bishop said, clicking her christian louboutin christian louboutin womens loafers heels three times. 2. "Dear prime minister,"Wrote christopher pyne, in a plea to keep the abc's adelaide studios open.Eschewing his practice of stalking via sms, the right honorable mincing poodle penned the two page letter seeking funding for the studios, despite a government study finding they were"Little used".The education minister moaned that future generations of debt laden, christian louboutin shoe outlet unemployed university graduates might miss out on such programs as dream build, almost naked animals and a documentary about a headstrong orangutan.Pyne also noted he had written"On numerous occasions"To abc boss mark scott, who responded by seeking a restraining order. 3.Speaking of celebrity beasties, the miserable looking Grumpy cat.The money making moggy hose permanent scowl comes from having dwarfism, an underbite and crippling sense of insecurity raked in the moolah from product endorsements and a movie deal.The two year old feline's income eclipsed those of footballer cristiano ronaldo and actors leonardo dicaprio and angelina jolie.Grumpy cat also earned more than christian louboutin womens sneakers gwyneth paltrow, despite having only one expression(Grumpy)To her three(Happy, cheerful and constipated).The cat's viral success online has sparked several pale imitations, including irritable otter, crabby badger and mildly dissatisfied squirrel.4.Celebrity cyborg angelina jolie was among those exposed by a hack attack on sony pictures, with internal emails slamming her as a"Minimally talented spoiled brat".North korea praised the hack as a"Righteous deed"In retaliation for a film in which journalists seek to assassinate leader kim jong un.The leak included surprising details such as the aliases used by actors jessica alba("Cash money")And rob schneider("Nazzo good actor").Other documents revealing that the"Key themes"For the smurfs 2 included"The colour blue"And that even sony thinks adam sandler films suck were no surprise at all. 5.Staying in korea, korean air's executive vice president heather cho forced a plane back to the terminal after going nuts over an in flight snack.Ms cho, who was sitting in first class, kicked the head flight attendant off the plane in new york after being served macadamia nuts in a bag rather than on a dish.Other breaches of the airline's service manual included attendants making eye contact with passengers and several missteps during an on board performance of gangnam style.Ms ho, the daughter of the airline's chairman, later apologised for"Causing social uproar", promising to fly by private jet only in the future. 6.Also facing censure was rugby league player greg bird, who was fined for urinating near a police car during his wedding celebrations.The gold coast titans captain followed a fine tradition of players weeing on things, including russell packer taking a tinkle on the field, willie mason whizzing on a wall and todd carney pissing at his own mouth and all over his career.Bird said the incident in byron bay put"A real dampener"On his wedding.The titans vowed to stamp out such behaviour, promising to install a urinal in the club's carpark before the start of next season. Fri dec 12 09:46:52 UTC 2014 Hands up who's ever hand written a letter to their boss, who works right next door, in the same building, then 'leaks' it to the media how does that happen?And denies it was all a publicity stunt?This may explain the communication breakdown amongst staff and comprehension of all things interwebnetty and their lack of cohesion.Perhaps next time just walk down the corridor, knock on cheap christian louboutin the door and talk to each other.

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