From julie bishop to greg bird 1.Like two bright coloured creatures amid stagnant pond scum were julie bishop and peta credlin.Proving there is room for only one capable woman in the coalition, the relationship between the foreign minister and the prime minister's chief of staff reportedly broke down. "They are like two siamese fighting fish stuck in the same tank,"Said one frontbencher.Other mps likened bishop and the babadook to seagulls squabbling over a stale chip, two cranky honey badgers in a burrow or winged monkeys in a world bereft of brains, hearts and balls. "There's no place like canberra,"Bishop said, clicking her christian louboutin christian louboutin womens loafers heels three times. 2. "Dear prime minister,"Wrote christopher pyne, in a plea to keep the abc's adelaide studios open.Eschewing his practi ... Read more »